Professor Ullman giving a test-run of a lesson plan for Skidmore’s newest and hottest English class.

By Lizette Roman-Johnston

Don’t know which classes to take next semester? Check out the hip new English class which teaches students the art of close-reading text messages from the questionable line of men in Professor Ullman’s phone. Discuss questions like, “Is he the real deal, or is he just fucking around?” and “How badly is he really trying to make me feel about myself? I think he means well, right?”

If you liked the class Remixes, Memes, and Mashups, then you’ll love EN 269: Fuckbois, Stalkers, and Sexters.