OPINION: Beep

By Ilovecars27

Students are back on campus after a long winter break, wondering about beeps. This discourse has been an important topic of discussion between students, and there’s a lot we can learn from each side of the discussion. We must respect that some students think differently than others, after all we do come from different places. I figured I would voice my opinion.

Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep, beep. Beep? Beep. However, beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Informed citizens say beep beep beep beep beep. But what about beep? To inquire, here beep beep beep beepy beep beep beep. Beep;

“Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, you know! Beep beep beep beep beep completely ridiculous. Beep beep beep beep . “

“Beep beep dude! Beep beep beep beep! Beep beep beep beeeeep!”

Figure One: Phillip Glotzbach’s new changes in administration have students excited for summer. However, beep beep beep beep beep beop beep.

Now, bear with me here. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bepep beep. So, Beep beep beep in case center where students beep beep. Beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep. Beep beep a big warm beep beep. Beep beep beep? Beep beep beep? Beep beep beep?

To summarize; beep beep beep , beep bo beep. Beepy beep. Big beepy beep. In conclusion, beepy big big big big big big beep. And of course, students everywhere maintain their stance: “Bo beep beep bo beep. Beep boop. Beep.” Beep beep beep, beep.

And if that’s not what really lies at the heart of Skidmore College, then what does?