By Will Kertzman
WILTON, NY – It was a disappointing day in Wilton last Wednesday for longtime resident Jeremy Piven (no not the one you’re thinking of). Piven is a proud member of the What’s Wrong With White’s? Party or the WWWWP of upstate New York, and like most avowed Neo-Nazis he has trouble finding content from this century that doesn’t make him want to go on a Mel Gibson-like phone tirade. But then he heard from a family friend about the show “The Amazing Race.” In an interview conducted via Rumble, Piven told us that when he heard there was a show celebrating the “amazing nature of the white race,” he was “overjoyed for the first time since Bush did nothing to help victims of Hurricane Katrina.” Needless to say, it didn’t take long for Piven to discover that the Amazing Race has almost nothing to do with proving which race was the best, that’s what Season 13 of Survivor is for.