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It’s Alert Level One and You Know What That Means: Lick Party in the Tang

By Will Kertzman and Isaac DeMarchi

Attention weird, pale kids! It has finally happened. The sun is out, it is above 50 degrees  and the transmission rate of Covid is basically the same as last week. You guessed it. It’s Level One.


Well what does this mean? We don’t actually really know. It might be basically the same as before. But maybe, just maybe, it’s an opportunity to get your lick on. This sunday (sunday, sunday) from 3pm to 11:30pm, Skidmo will be hosting our inaugural Lick Party outside the Tang in broad view of Case Center and God. 

Now we know what you’re thinking. We all have been to a Lick Party; they’re long, they’re wet, they create a sense of danger. We hear you, but this Lick Party will be a Lick Party like you’ve never seen. We’re talking Ring Pops, we’re talking fingerless gloves, we’re talking about an appropriate amount of licking. 

So come on down and don’t be shy, we will also be passing out condoms and our manifesto.

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