By Justin Rizzi
ANYWHERE BUT NEW YORK — Earlier this week, candidate Andrew Yang conceded the 2021 New York City mayoral election after early results showed him running far behind. This was particularly crushing news for Yang because his whole life as a Westchester native was leading up to the moment he moved to a different city and insisted he should represent all of its citizens in a high-ranking government position. Luckily, Yang is not without a plan moving forward.
Yang was seen on his laptop searching for new cities to move to when his year-long Manhattan lease is up in approximately eight months. Yang is open to uprooting his family and taking them anywhere, as long as he sees an election that can be hijacked from somebody who actually lives in that city. Truly inspiring! We wish Andrew Yang luck in Providence, Rhode Island or some shit.