Op-Ed: Why You Should Let Me Join Your Housing Group Even Though I Am Famed Serial Killer John Wayne Gacy
By Justin Rizzi It’s that time of year again. Everybody is grouping themselves up, getting ready to apply for apartments.Continue Reading
Category: Opinion
Ranking My Little Cousins Based On How Dead to Me They Are
By Margaret Limone Kaiya, 16. Knowing full well how much weed was in my car, she asked Nana to checkContinue Reading
Cancel Culture? My Professor Failed Me Just Because I Didn’t Come To Class or Turn in Any Assignments
by Isaac DeMarchi So it’s come to this. You never think the Woke Mob is going to go after you,Continue Reading
Congratulations, You are One of Skidmo’ Daily’s Top Fans on Facebook! Now Get a Fucking Life!
by Justin Rizzi Woohoo! If you’re reading this, it’s because we want to thank you for your support. You’ve justContinue Reading
All I Want for Christmas is a Whole Bunch of Fertilizer and Don’t Ask Any Fucking Questions
by Fred Nelson Ah Christmas, ’tis the season of joy, merriment, and rosy red cheeks, a time of year forContinue Reading
Opinion: I Respect Women
By Rebecca Hornstein I love women. Big women, small women, and big sexy busty women with perky ta tas. IContinue Reading
GUYS, MOM HAS A HICKEY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
By Connor Batsimm Okay, so I know our parents are regular people with lives of their own and whatever, butContinue Reading
OPINION: I Don’t Actually Give a Shit About How Your Break Went
By Nick Papazian Look: I’m going to ask you how your break went. Of course I am. It seems likeContinue Reading
Conservatives Only Concerned About Warm Fall Weather Because of Increased Likelihood for Risqué Halloween Costumes
By Lizette Roman-Johnston We’re in the middle of fall now, and everybody is gearing up for their favorite spooky holiday.Continue Reading
Taking Action: The National Weather Service is Asking Hurricanes to “Please Call Ahead”
By Nick Papazian In the terrible wake of Hurricanes Irma and Harvey, each devastating the southern US and Puerto Rico,Continue Reading
