Self-Identified Gleek “Doing the Work” On Racism
By Will Kertzman and Isaac DeMarchi We all remember Glee, and if we don’t, it’s because we blocked it out.Continue Reading
Category: Politics
Okay, We Get Why Princess Diana’s Ghost Killed Prince Philip, But Why’d She Kill DMX?
By Justin Rizzi Yesterday, the British Royal Family announced the death of Prince Philip, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, atContinue Reading
Hair People of The World Unite in Condemning “Bald Cyclopses”
By Will Kertzman WASHINGTON, D.C. – This past weekend saw the gathering of the world’s hair community. Hair-bearing individuals fromContinue Reading
Neo-Nazi Disappointed “The Amazing Race” Not The Show He Thought It Would Be
By Will Kertzman WILTON, NY – It was a disappointing day in Wilton last Wednesday for longtime resident Jeremy PivenContinue Reading
East Coast Liberal Begrudgingly Admits He Also Didn’t Know Kansas City Was In Missouri
by Holly O’Byrne SKIDMORE- In a sadly unsurprising tweet following last Sunday’s Super Bowl, President Donald Trump ignored his basicContinue Reading
Wal-Mart Yodeling Kid Harvests Own Plasma During Instagram Live-Stream in Desperate Attempt to Regain National Attention
by Will Kertzman CHICAGO, IL – Mason Ramsey, more popularly known as “The Wal-Mart Yodeling Kid” tried to regain theContinue Reading
Adam Schiff’s Original Speech on St. Louis-style Bagels
By George Lubitz Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) spoke recently to his Republican peers of the US House Permanent Select CommitteeContinue Reading
Democrats Breathe A Sigh of Relief, As Beto O’Rourke Can Now Run For President
By Max LoSardo EL PASO, TEXAS — Soothing fears that’d he’d have to follow up on his pledge to serveContinue Reading
Rolling Rock Drops Brett Kavanaugh as Spokesperson.
ST. LOUIS — Rolling Rock, a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch InBev, announced on Monday that they have severed ties withContinue Reading
Taking Action: The National Weather Service is Asking Hurricanes to “Please Call Ahead”
By Nick Papazian In the terrible wake of Hurricanes Irma and Harvey, each devastating the southern US and Puerto Rico,Continue Reading
