Op-Ed: Why You Should Let Me Join Your Housing Group Even Though I Am Famed Serial Killer John Wayne Gacy
By Justin Rizzi It’s that time of year again. Everybody is grouping themselves up, getting ready to apply for apartments.Continue Reading
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Professor Invites Special Guest to Zoom Class; Person Who is Exactly Like Him In Every Way
By Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – For the students of Professor Zuzelskij’s Juvenile Bigotry in Early 19th Century SpainContinue Reading
Ranking My Little Cousins Based On How Dead to Me They Are
By Margaret Limone Kaiya, 16. Knowing full well how much weed was in my car, she asked Nana to checkContinue Reading
Masturbating on Grad Day to Get the Big Finish I Deserve
MAY 30, 2020—As news of Skidmore’s last-ditch effort to make the Class of 2020 feel some sort of normalcy towardContinue Reading
Student Returns from Winter Break With New Look, Identity, Passport, and Language Competency
by Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – With winter break finally over, these past few weeks saw the return ofContinue Reading
In Other News, Students No Longer Allowed to Abbreviate Murray-Aikins Dining Hall to D-Hall
by Milly Ennial SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—In an effort to be inclusive to all past, present and future Skidmore graduates, theContinue Reading
Disheartened Club President Already Stopped Putting Up Flyers for Events
by Isaac DeMarchi LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD–Making record speed, Bowling Club president and senior Jeffery Mach has allegedly already given upContinue Reading
