Student’s Headphones Miraculously Survive Fifth Drowning in The Washing Machine
By Will Kertzman While Skidmore’s campus has emptied out faster than a Zoom meeting on Scottish history, some heartier, lessContinue Reading
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“4 Years Have Led Me to This Moment” Thinks Student About to Bump Elbows with Self-Proclaimed “Animal” Marc C. Conner
By Will Kertzman The day is finally upon us; graduation. And it couldn’t come soon enough, with senior week turningContinue Reading
Self-Identified Gleek “Doing the Work” On Racism
By Will Kertzman and Isaac DeMarchi We all remember Glee, and if we don’t, it’s because we blocked it out.Continue Reading
It’s Alert Level One and You Know What That Means: Lick Party in the Tang
By Will Kertzman and Isaac DeMarchi Attention weird, pale kids! It has finally happened. The sun is out, it isContinue Reading
Saturday Night Live Announces its Next Host: Your Ex-Boyfriend
By Justin Rizzi NBC’s popular late night sketch show Saturday Night Live has announced its next host, and you’re reallyContinue Reading
Op-Ed: Why You Should Let Me Join Your Housing Group Even Though I Am Famed Serial Killer John Wayne Gacy
By Justin Rizzi It’s that time of year again. Everybody is grouping themselves up, getting ready to apply for apartments.Continue Reading
Professor Invites Special Guest to Zoom Class; Person Who is Exactly Like Him In Every Way
By Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – For the students of Professor Zuzelskij’s Juvenile Bigotry in Early 19th Century SpainContinue Reading
Ranking My Little Cousins Based On How Dead to Me They Are
By Margaret Limone Kaiya, 16. Knowing full well how much weed was in my car, she asked Nana to checkContinue Reading
Masturbating on Grad Day to Get the Big Finish I Deserve
MAY 30, 2020—As news of Skidmore’s last-ditch effort to make the Class of 2020 feel some sort of normalcy towardContinue Reading
Student Returns from Winter Break With New Look, Identity, Passport, and Language Competency
by Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – With winter break finally over, these past few weeks saw the return ofContinue Reading
