Professor Invites Special Guest to Zoom Class; Person Who is Exactly Like Him In Every Way
By Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – For the students of Professor Zuzelskij’s Juvenile Bigotry in Early 19th Century SpainContinue Reading
By Will Kertzman SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – For the students of Professor Zuzelskij’s Juvenile Bigotry in Early 19th Century SpainContinue Reading
MAY 30, 2020—As news of Skidmore’s last-ditch effort to make the Class of 2020 feel some sort of normalcy towardContinue Reading
by Justin Rizzi Woohoo! If you’re reading this, it’s because we want to thank you for your support. You’ve justContinue Reading
by Trinity Rollins LOS ANGELES – Back in her hometown for her extended/never-ending Spring Break, sophomore Rebecca McClarkson lies inContinue Reading
DEAR SKIDMORE, Well, this sucks. And it’s not going to get better anytime soon. Especially if you keep fucking goingContinue Reading
by Will Kertzman If you’re like myself, you might find yourself desperately alone during this quarantine season. Luckily for usContinue Reading
By Max LoSardo YOUR ROOM – Attempting to control the spread of COVID 19, Skidmore College will be shifting toContinue Reading
By Max LoSardo BLACKBOARD HEADQUARTERS, REGION UNKNOWN – Claiming victory over the company’s critiques, President of Blackboard Ag’droth Zargothach releasedContinue Reading
By Max LoSardo SARATOGA SPRINGS, NEW YORK – Taking precautionary measures against the outbreak of COVID-19, also known as theContinue Reading
By Hannah Kotler NEW HAMPSHIRE—Following a trip to the hospital not too long ago for heart complications, Senator Bernie SandersContinue Reading