Okay, We Get Why Princess Diana’s Ghost Killed Prince Philip, But Why’d She Kill DMX?
By Justin Rizzi Yesterday, the British Royal Family announced the death of Prince Philip, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, atContinue Reading
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Hair People of The World Unite in Condemning “Bald Cyclopses”
By Will Kertzman WASHINGTON, D.C. – This past weekend saw the gathering of the world’s hair community. Hair-bearing individuals fromContinue Reading
In Other News, Students No Longer Allowed to Abbreviate Murray-Aikins Dining Hall to D-Hall
by Milly Ennial SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—In an effort to be inclusive to all past, present and future Skidmore graduates, theContinue Reading
Adam Schiff’s Original Speech on St. Louis-style Bagels
By George Lubitz Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) spoke recently to his Republican peers of the US House Permanent Select CommitteeContinue Reading
Democrats Breathe A Sigh of Relief, As Beto O’Rourke Can Now Run For President
By Max LoSardo EL PASO, TEXAS — Soothing fears that’d he’d have to follow up on his pledge to serveContinue Reading
Rolling Rock Drops Brett Kavanaugh as Spokesperson.
ST. LOUIS — Rolling Rock, a subsidiary of Anheuser-Busch InBev, announced on Monday that they have severed ties withContinue Reading
Little Baby Boy Jeff Sessions Just Too Adorable To Have Committed Any Wrongdoing.
By George Lubitz & Evan Wiecha WASHINGTON, D.C.—With the growing allegations of perjury facing baby-faced Attorney General Sessions in regardsContinue Reading
Interview with Steve Bannon.
Last week, the Skidmo’ Daily’s Tacky Wet sat down with Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon. The interview is transcribedContinue Reading
Five Presidents Who Were More Orange Than Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is just hours away from finding out if he will become the next President of the UnitedContinue Reading
