Congratulations, You are One of Skidmo’ Daily’s Top Fans on Facebook! Now Get a Fucking Life!
by Justin Rizzi Woohoo! If you’re reading this, it’s because we want to thank you for your support. You’ve justContinue Reading
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Email Phishing Attempts on Skidmore Escalating to Threat Level Russian
By George Lubitz In the wake of an investigation looking into the apparent hacking of Skidmore email servers, Skidmore ITContinue Reading
Does Anybody Know the Skidmo’ Daily Twitter Login Information?
By Doug Patrick Alright guys, I’m going to level with you: This year, we want Skidmo’ Daily to increase itsContinue Reading
Trump Gives KFC Testimonial
By Doug Patrick The Skidmo’ Daily discovered unheard audio from a recent interview between Donald Trump and Fox and Friends.Continue Reading
5 Reasons Why Your Grandma is Fucking Lame
By Max LoSardo She’s So Fucking Old: Damnnnn dude… how old is she? Like 83? Think about how oldContinue Reading
Students Voice Discontentment Over Nicer Weather, “Makes it Harder to be a Piece of Shit”
By Doug Patrick The conclusion of the spring semester oftentimes brings happiness and excitement to students as the weather warmsContinue Reading
Mitch McConnell Gets Too Close To Ancient Family Heirloom; Is Sucked Back Inside
By Shaun Menchel LOUISVILLE, KY—While visiting his home state this past Friday during a congressional recess, Senate Majority Leader MitchContinue Reading
Student Looking to Catch Ride Back to Skidmore Graciously Offers to Pay in Form of Friendship, Homemade Snacks.
BOSTON, MA—With Spring Break coming to a rapid close, many students are anxiously searching through their contacts lists and turningContinue Reading
New Study Suggests Spa Cart Pushers Go Deaf Later in Life.
By George Lubitz Saratoga Springs—The Skidmore Medical College released a study last week that suggests that Spa employees who areContinue Reading
Mom Who Bought Rosemary For Dinner Last Week Now Putting It In Everything.
MALTA, NY— Local mother of two Marge Goennel, usually not one to go too crazy with the seasonings and spices,Continue Reading
